Friday, June 14, 2013

Thursday, February 21, 2013

WHY ME?

why did i get cancer?

my tumor lined up with my cellphone!

I wouldn't worry about getting nuked by "GOOGLE GLASSES."
(would I?)


Monday, February 4, 2013

cancerversary

I survived emergency surgery almost 4 years ago.



still here.
no cancer.                                       (don't jinx!)
yay.

Friday, September 28, 2012

brutal cancer

brutal cancer, i hate you.   


you can kill my friends, but you can't kill everyone.  so there.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

BEES IN MY BUCKET

SPOILER ALERT:   "HOUSE"

Would somebody with "five months to live" have the energy and peace of mind to go on a road trip with House?  I think you're supposed to do your "bucket" list way before you're actually ready to kick it.

your list?

Friday, March 16, 2012

BAD DREAMS

I missed the bus.


I had no birthday.


If you tell someone your dream, it won't happen.  
I told these dreams.
I had a happy birthday. 


so there.






Sunday, January 15, 2012

CANCER IS SO BARBIE!

Maybe someone is comforted by the "BALD AND BEAUTIFUL BARBIE" campaign but I think the thing that makes a woman look beautiful during chemo is her personal resolve to survive.  Not her Barbie eyes on a baldie doll head.
     

I'm GLAM, I am.

Monday, December 5, 2011

SCAN THE MAN

IT'S HOLIDAY TIME!  I'M GETTING ON A PLANE!
GUESS WHAT I GET TO CHOOSE?

RADIATION!
OR HUMILIATION!

I'm pretty frikkin glad I don't have a poop bag no more.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

STUPID, HURTFUL, LAME

THINGS PEOPLE SAY:
STUPID: my odds of being hit by a bus are 1 in 2 million.
my odds of dying of cancer are 1 in 2.

HURTFUL: there is no "false hope."  there is only hope.

LAME: it's my book.